i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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