I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
is wine microwaveable?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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