so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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