toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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