We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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