I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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