No more Irish car bombs ever.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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