with your own penis?
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
false alarm. still invincible.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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