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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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