Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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