I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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