Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
