i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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