Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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