And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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