who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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