so that wasnt chicken after all
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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