Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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