Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.