Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...