When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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