You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
it's great music for shaving your balls
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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