brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
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Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"