So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
No subtext here. People are naked.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable