i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool