i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.