I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
