I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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