I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
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all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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