Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I want to be your penis for a week.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Randomize
