Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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