i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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