I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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