My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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