If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you win again, gameday.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
How external is "for external use only"?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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