Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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