fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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