She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.