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• (206): View more from Washington

  he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy

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• (315): View more from New York

  The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months

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• (325): View more from Texas

  Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...

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• (707): View more from California

  And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....

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