after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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