why didn't you poke me back
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
