No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I just cut my nipple shaving
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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