the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
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I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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