What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize