Apparently you make a good broom.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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