The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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