What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
someone owes me an orgasm
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Randomize
