Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
