The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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