i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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