Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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