Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I wear drunk well.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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