this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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