I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
