Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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