i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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