No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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