Your tits are I can't wait for
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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