So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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