Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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