i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
organizing the empties. That sober.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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