Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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